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If your romantic partner told you that, given the chance, he or she would sleep with a celebrity/public figure you disrespect, would you be amused, jealous, or bewildered? How would they react if the situation were reversed?


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Oh god. Mehdi saying he would sleep with, say, Miley Cyrus? I'd break up with him right then and fucking there if he was serious.
If he could honestly look past her shitty music and be like, "DAAAAYAM DAT ASS :B" I'd be horrified. And disgusted.
How could ANYONE like her? Jeebus. There's nothing to be jealous of, so I'd just be bewildered.
Anyways, the break up would, probably, only be temporary.

To be fair, if I told him I'd sleep with the Jonas Brothers (oh god) or fucking Edward Cullen (I HATED TWILIGHT BEFORE IT WAS COOL TO BE A HATER, SUCK ON MY NON-EXISTENT CHIGGEN), he'd definitely break up with me. As I stated earlier, the break up would only be temporary.
 
 
 
 
 
 

There are many roads to LiveJournal—how did you first hear about LJ?


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I've heard about it on various other websites for a while, but I never really bothered to check it out. Liek, evur. Anyways, my sistered bugged me one day and was like, 'OHAYDER SCHELLEYBBY, U SHUD MAEK A LIBEJURNULL ACONT BCUZ IT BE CUL YO' (Translation: Hey Schelle, you should make a LiveJournal account because it's cool.) And yeah. The 'sistered' was a mistale at first, but it looked funny, so I kept it in. Don't bug me about it. Mistale was also a typo at first, but I wanted to keep it too.
 
 
 
 
 
 

When was the last time you cooked for yourself? What did you make?


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Weeeellll, if cooking can also be making a drink (HUURRRR CHEATING, WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT? ;D) it was alcohol + soda + half && half. It tasted fucking amazing. The last thing I baked (HURRRR CHEATING AGAIN, BIZITCHES) was a cake with lemon icing. Fucking delicious. The last thing I cooked was like... An egg. With sugar. Yummerz.

EDIT: HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHRIMPS, I LIED ABOUT THE DRINK. IT WASN'T DELICIOUS. THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME CRINGE. I THREW UP BECAUSE OF IT.

KIDS-- DON'T COMBINE HALF AND HALF WITH SOME FUCKING ALCOHOL AND SODA. IT WILL MAKE YOU FUCKING THROW UP. OH GOD MY STOMACH..

 
 
 
 
 
 

Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only six words. His response? “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” He is believed to have called it his greatest literary work ever. Can you write a story in six words?

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Hello, my name is Michelle. Goodbye.
 
 
 
 
 
 

Talk about the movie that you love to hate the most, and why.


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I hate High School Musical. HATE.
 
 
 
 
 
 

Vampires or werewolves?


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Sure, vampires are sexy and all, but I've always wanted to be a werewolf. I think it was all the cartoons when I was younger. The vampires were scary to me, but with the werewolves, the first thing that came to mind was, "Doggy!"
 
 
 
 
 
 
I've heard about LiveJournal. I never really thought about making an account, though.

I guess it's just fate right now, babeh. ; P
Yeah. My nickname's Schelle, and I'm not really planning to pursue writing as a career, but simply as a hobby.

I actually prefer writing poetry more than writing stories. That is, usually.

Sometimes I have a pottymouth. Just a warning.

Awkward introduction, I know, but whatever. Thanks for reading.

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